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About the Blog
In the world of sex toys and sex toy blogging, women dominate. Once in a while a man comes
along that makes a difference in the world of relationship blogging but not often. Here is where I come in.
My name is Blake Hardman. I am a sex and relationship blogger and coach. I have an adult toy,
lingerie, adult movie website called, "Adult Toy Showroom.": Sexualaidsforwomen.com.
myfreesexstore.com. I am currently in a tumultuous sexual relationship with a woman and
married to another woman since 2011. I deeply love both my wife and mistress but due to
medical reasons my wife and I have an understanding that in order to meet my sexual needs I
can and should take on another lover.
The reasons why I decided to start this blog is because I care about people and relationships.
Nothing makes me happier than to know that my work could influence someone to have better
relationships and better orgasms through an article I wrote.
OK. Keep watching out for my wonderful blogs and articles and happy orgasms!
Blake
Sex Toy Reviews
Funzze
Thursting Dildo/Heating
Shape: Like a penis
Material: Silicon
Color: Caucasian man
Texture: Very Hard
Length: 6 inches
Manufacturer: Funzze
Review:
This toy has become my absolute favorite toy. I have fallen in love with it. The toy gives me more orgasms than my last boyfriend. It works on a thursting motion. The on/off switch is hidden in the scrotum at the base of the penis. The thrusting motion is very strong. It has a suction base. I experimented with that for a couple of times. The walls of my bathroom are pitted and the toy just doesn't stick. So, I stuck the toy to the side of the tub and it stuck so hard I had a hard time unsticking it when I was done masturbating! I would suggest that you use this feature instead of trying to use your hands to masturbate with it. Hands-free masturbation is like nothing in this world. Just wonderful.
As far as how I handled the toy, I just lube up my anus and the tip and shaft of the dildo with a generous helping of KY-Jelly. Then, I stick the toy to a non-corrugated surface and then turn the dildo on. After it begins thumping position yourself and let the toy go inside your anus and slowly let it slide inside your hole. Also, another point I must make. This is no big deal but I notice when I used it the thrustings happened as long as I would slide it inside and outside of my anus. The minute I got inside the toy and let it sit inside my anus then the thrustings stopped. this just encouraged me to keep on a thursting my hips in and out. In and out and oh so good it felt until I climaxed.
Recommend this toy?
Yes. Highly recommend
Who would best profit from this toy?
Any gay men and straight or gay women. Women can use this in their vaginas for masturbation as well as the anus too. You have to enjoy strong thurstings inside your anus and like vibes that will rock your body.
Orgasm Alert!: Stand by for a high alert and a 100% chance of achieving orgasm after only about 15-20 minutes (if you are like me).
Second Review of the Sex Toy
Thrusting Dildo: Heating
This is my second review of the sex toy Thrusting
Dildo: Heating. I decided to give it a second review
because I am so unbelievably enthralled and dazzled at
the effectiveness of this toy in its ability to satisfy me
sexually. I have been having an extraordinary amount
of anal sex lately with this toy. I have many different
dildos and vibrators and they are all great but there is
something special about this toy. It is so great that I do
not even use the vibrating mechanism in it. I leave that
off and use it as a stationary dong. I don't need it. I have
found over the years testing sex toys for pleasure that if
the toy vibrates it brings more pleasure and enjoyment
but this toy is so awesome it does not need to vibrate to
meet my needs.
There are many different things to love about this toy. I
have used it in the kitchen as well as in the bathroom
and my favorite place to masturbate with it is the
bathroom. When I stick the suction base onto the tub
and lube my anus and toy up with KY-Jelly and let the
magic begin it sends me to another universe of
delights. This penis simulates an actual real penis of a
man and I have compared it to real intercourse with a
man and there is very little difference except to say that
sex with this toy is much better than any sex I have ever
had with a man. It's truly remarkable and I would
recommend everybody buy this toy and use it
religiously. If you get it you will get hooked on it like I
did and it will become your new anal best friend.
Male Stroker
Material: Rubber
Color: Blue
Defining Characteristics: Hole on either end, one end simulating the pussy, the other end, simulating an anus
Feel: Very versatile and easy to mold in the hand for super
great control of the penis during masturbation.
Orgasmic intensity: Scale of 1-10 - 7.5. Pretty intense orgasms but it took a while to get there.
Gender: Male
Manufacturer: Cake
Place of Purchase:
Walmart
This is not exactly your run of the mill stroker for men. It is a bit versatile in that it it very flexible. It has two openings, one on either end. One end simulates a pussy and the other an anus. I orgasmed after about 20 min of friction while I used the anal side. I would say if you want a thrill but not super fast get this toy. The orgasms were intense. If you can can stand the wait then it's worth it. Great sex nonetheless. 3.5 out of 5 stars
Pockets Exotics Anal T Vibrating Male/Female Vibrator
Material: hard Plastic
Measurements: 5.5"x3/4"
Distinguishing Characteristics: Bent in the middle
Vibrates; Slow to High
Takes 2 AA batteries
Hard to Handle: No. Has a handle at base. Easy to hold while masturbating
Durability: Very durable
Gender: Male/Female
Manufacturer: Adult Toy Showroom
This toy is Ahhhmmaaaazinnng!! Truly a work of art. A real gem. The vibes when turned up to full blast give you quite a buzz.
Directions:
Lube your anus up with a good heaping of KY-Jelly
Heap on the shaft with a liberal amount of KY-Jelly
Lay down on a flat surface (I prefer bed or downstairs sofa). Lay on your back with your legs up in the air and your anus wide and open.
Turn the buzz on.
Begin to work the toy into your anus. Slowly but surely.
After a while of sinking and pulling out, sinking and then pulling out you will be able to sink the entire 5.5" toy into your hole. All the way in.
Here's an experiment I love to do personally. Put the toy totally in your anus all the way until the handle is the only thing that is exposed. let the toy run at high speed. Lay back, eyes closed and let the vibes run their way throughout your whole body. begin to feel as the powerful vibrations begin to take control of your body. Then....ooops! the toy slides right out of your anus! That sliding out feels so erotic and awesome.
Anyways, repeat that a couple of times and you will definitely come close to orgasm. I usually have about a good 4 positions lined up when I masturbate with this awesome toy. By the fourth position I usually orgasm.
Orgasm alert! Yes. absolutely.
Rating: 1-10?
I'd give it a 9. Because it doesn't take more than 7 minutes to climax once the toy is on full blast and it is a real thrill, feeling those tingly vibes as they pass through your anus and throughout your body. Hard to describe this feeling. You just have to buy it to believe it.
Until next time
Happy Orgasms!
Blqke Hardman
Male Vibrator
Materials:
1 Rubber, flexible sleeve to fit on penis
2 tubes, one on either side of sleeve
2 AA batteries (sold separately)
Vibrates
Power cable and controller
Versatility: Not very. Used as a vibrator only
Handling: Very handy. Can mold sleeve just the way you like to masturbate with
Gender: Male
Manufacturer: Lovehoney
This toy is a good one. All my vibrators are good but this one is particularly special. What makes this a standout is that you can think of it as a real date night vibrator. All the other sex toys out there that I have reviewed so far have been quickies, maybe they lasted 30 minutes at the most but than the orgasm and it was over. Not so with this one. This male vibrator has 3 speeds of vibration. Slow, medium and high. None of the speeds are earth-shatteringly fast. In fact, the low speed is so low that it takes about an hour of perpetual vibrations on that speed to even be able to tell much of anything is happening. There's something there, just not much heavy activity. And, the high speed is pretty good but it is no match for other high speed vibrators I have tried in the past that had more than 3 speeds and by the 4th setting they were taking me to another universe. No, the 3rd setting is nice but in a gentle sort of a way. They give you soft, gentle orgasms if you can understand what this means. You have to experience it to understand what a gentle, soft orgasm is but when you experience it it will be one of the most pleasurable sensations you have ever experienced.
I would suggest using this vibrator when you have an evening alone with nothing going on, or better yet, an entire weekend to spend with.
Recommend this toy? Depends. If you are a quickie man then no. Don't get this toy because it takes me, on average, 5 hours to climax. It's meant for a long winded date night type of vibrator. To enjoy the feel of the vibrations as they gently surge through your body as they slowly bring you to orgasm. However, if you like to take things slow and achieve orgasm after a long time of foreplay than I'd highly recommend this toy. It's the best you can find for that type of desire.
Orgasm Alert! Strength: 1-10? 7. Pretty good but not terrific orgasm. I cried out but I didn't scream out like I have with other vibrators but still I found the pleasurable release so it could have been a worse rating. Yeah, 7 or 7.5 would be perfect.
Until next time
Happy Orgasms!
Blake Hardman
Anal Plugs
Material: Metal pointy object
Height/Width: 2"Hx3/4"W
Feel: Very hard and painful
I received 3 sizes in mail. Small, Medium, Large. I tested Small
Where to insert? Anus
Temperature; Very cold until inserted, then warms up quickly
Flexible: Nope
This toy will not get much of a review from me today. The reasoning for this is because when I tested the small version, my first of the three, I had the most excruciating pain during the testing process. I mean, it was ugly. Perhaps the reasoning for this is because I'm not a novice but I'm not exactly a seasoned vet either. Or, I just have a lot of anal sensitivity. But, for whatever reason in all due honesty I am not knocking the company to which I tested the toy. As a matter of fact I am not going to list the name of the toy company who gave it to me to test because I do not want that company to get bad publicity when it was not even their fault the toy gave me this kind of reaction but just to be safe I don't want anybody to say that this toy company gave someone a "defective" toy. I have read other reviews on other sex toy company's sites from other satisfied customers who have tried just such a toy and they have been thoroughly satisfied. But it's just not for me. Metal in my anus just doesn't work. So, in my judgment I'd say if you like small, pointy, metal objects going up your rectum then give this toy a try. But if this hurts you as much as it hurt me then please stay away from it.
Anal Beads
Material: Silicon
Color: black
Texture/Aesthetics: Curvy, like a stick of beads
Feel: Very hard and pourous
Durable: Extremely; Very Stiff
Length: 5.5 Inches
Gender: Male/Female
Manufacturer: Lovehoney
This is really a great dildo like beaded toy! It is just the right length and circumference. It's not too long because it can fit the entire length of my anus. It's not too thick. I'm not really a novice anymore but not exactly an expert either. I am gaining lots of anal experience every day of other week/weekend. It's about 3/4 inches around. The feel of the slender toy as it enters my anus and exits, enters and exits again, in and out time after time, faster, harder and then faster again is an extraordiary feeling. This feels much better than all the years in my past when I was heterosexual and used to put my penis in women's vaginas. Anal sex is much better than heterosexual sex in my opinion. After only a few weeks of using this toy I found that I liked it better in the shower. I have wanted a great shower companion for a long time and this toy fulfills that fantasy and need, shower sex.
Orgasm Alert! Yes. I have to pump it hard and fast and firm. Then, after a while I can usually come.
Recommend this toy? Yes. Especially if you like shower sex. Let me tell you something, guys. Just lube the toy and your anus up with shower gel/body wash and begin pumping yourself in the shower and you will give yourself an ass fucking that is wet and wild like nothing you could imagine. That feeling, shower sex is so awesome.
Happy Orgasms!
Until Next time
Blake
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The Surprise
The black Mercedes 560 SL pulled into the parking lot of the Nittany Lions Hotel and Suites in State College, Pennsylvania, at 5 PM. Out stepped a young man of nineteen. He was slightly over six feet tall, very muscular and buffed, short cropped dark hair and black eyes. He was dressed in an all-black Calvin Klein suit with black tie and white shirt.
He walked to the back of the car, opened the trunk and retrieved his red Louis Vuitton suitcase and shut the trunk. He rolled the suitcase up to the hotel doors and went inside the lobby.
A young woman of about thirty-two with long, red hair and lots of makeup on was in the process of hanging up the phone when this young man stepped up to the desk in front of her.
She looked at him and said, “Yes? How may I help you?”
He smiled and reached into his back pocket and pulled out his brown leather wallet. “Hi. My name is Paolo De Lorenzo. I’m here to check in.”
He looked at her breastplate and it said “Judy”. Judy replied, “OK,” and she looked at her computer. She typed a few things on the computer and said,, “Oh yes. You are in room 212.” He gave her his American Express black card. She said, “Here is the keycard. Have a nice stay.”
Paolo smiled at her and said, “Thank you, Judy.”
She smiled back and he went up to the second floor through the elevator which was right down the hallway and to the left, partway down the hall.
After Paolo got to the second floor he exited to the left and walked slowly down the hallway until he saw the lower 200s. “Hmm,” he murmured to himself. “201, 203..206…Ah, finally, 212,” he said outloud.
Paolo swiped his keycard and went inside.
As soon as Paolo entered he heard soft music playing and smelled something sweet, like honeysuckle or poupourri in the air, he wasn’t sure. He immediately dropped his suitecase and felt a sense of fear grip his entire being. Immediately, racing thoughts engulfed his mind and he felt a small bed of sweat begin to form on his forehead.
He wasn’t sure what to do at first. He figured that although someone was in his hotel room he didn’t know if this person was dangerous or friendly. He erred on the side of unfriendly because if he or she was friendly he figured that the person would have met him at the door and have not got inside his room. Paolo decided then and there that whenever or however he would get this whole sordid affair figured out he would either go down to the front desk or call down and give Judy a piece of his mind. Maybe even lodge a complaint against the hotel for letting someone in the hotel room that they did not tell him about. Of course, Paolo also knew that that might be out of line because what if Judy didn’t know about this intruder?
His heartbeat was pumping nearly out of his chest and he thought that he had two choices. He could cut and run out of the room and make a big scene or he could investigate further. A part of him wanted to leave but a big part of him was of the curious type. He decided he would go further into the bedroom.
Walking against the wall, very gingerly and cautiously, Paolo, feeling anxiety screeching out of control and he felt like screaming out although he fought that emotion, he finally felt himself in the open bedroom area of the room. What he saw nearly made him crap his pants.
His boyfriend, Fred Holstein, was lying on his right side, holding himself up with his left arm on his head wearing nothing except a maroon red robe with fluffy white edges on it and with a long, red stemmed rose in his mouth. He had a grin a mile long.
Paolo immediately felt himself get hard as his heartbeat did not slow down for even a second.
“What are you doing here, sweetheart?” Paolo asked?
Fred took the rose out of his mouth and said seductively, “Thought I’d just stop by and see how you are.”
“How did you get in?”
Fred replied, “I bribed a maid for fifty dollars. She was really nice about letting me in, especially after the fifty dollar bill got into her possession that is,” he said smiling.
Paolo grinned while his boyfriend kept smiling as well. Fred, a definite twink, who was at best five foot tall, weighed no more than a measly ninety pounds and had short dark brown hair and brown eyes who was also nineteen years old just like Paolo. He sat up on the end of the bed. He jumped up and down a couple of times and he said, “You kept me waiting too long. I’m so glad you are here.”
Paolo walked back near the door and got his suitcase and brought it near the bed and he sat it down five feet or so away from the bed so it was out of the way of Fred.
Fred took his robe off, dropped it to the floor and he sat up at the front of the bed and said, with his right arm behind his head, “Well, big boy. What are you waiting for?”
Paolo laughed and he began undressing. His amazingly buffed body, his 54 inch chest along with his massive shoulders and deltoids with his well chiseled 12 pack, basically a perfect, male body, was, as Paolo could see, making Fred harder and harder as the split seconds kept moving on. There was a good reason why Paolo made his living and a very good one at that, modeling. Of course, modeling tuxedos is not what he was mainly known for. As of the last year, since he turned 18, he has been mainly building a name for himself as a glam model and especially a nude male model for European magazines.
Fred, smiling, reached his arm out and Paolo walked over and took it. By now, Paolo was also very hard, feeling his nine inch penis engorge to around thirteen inches long and 3 inches wide.
Paolo climbed into bed as he dropped his underwear, displaying his amazing erection. He could see the look of excitement and approval from Fred while this twink boyfriend of Paolo’s kept on starting at Paolo’s hardness.
“Oh, Paolo,” Fred said seductively.
Paolo smiled and chuckled. He felt Fred’s flat chest and then kissed him on his lips. They locked lips and kissed for a good three minutes. As they kissed both of them reached down and felt each other’s penises and stroked them. They took a break after a couple of minutes and looked into each other’s eyes and Fred said, “I love you.”
Paolo replied, “I love you too, Fred.”
Fred laid back more on his back and Paolo got up against him again. Fred once again put his right arm behind his head and his left arms he stroked Paolo’s head as Paolo went down on him and began sucking him hard. As he felt Fred’s 8.1.5 inch penis go in and out of his mouth as he moved his head back and forth, causing Fred’s manhood to come in and out of his mouth Fred closed his eyes, laid his head back, put his right arm down at his side and moaned as Paolo kept on pleasuring him. “Oooh, baby,” Fred moaned softly.
Paolo kept on breathing hard and the moisture from his saliva and the amazing feeling of his hot breath on Fred’s cock made him squirm even more as he took Paolo’s mouth and Paolo completely deep-throated him.
All of this time took nearly fifteen minutes and as the time slowly ticked by Fred felt his entire body become engulfed in flames of passion. He felt nearly on fire as he felt the onset of orgasm. He squirmed and jerked his body violently as Paolo took his whole load of cum. As Fred came he shouted and moaned in orgasmic delight. “Oooh! Oh God, yes! Yes! Yes!, Ooooh,” he said while his body contracted in orgasmic delight.
After the release and Fred relaxed and Paolo withdrew his mouth he dripped cum, even though he swallowed some. He didn’t swallow it all, however and he spit most of the rest of it out of his mouth as he turned his head away from Fred and the bed.
After he spit he got back on the bed and hugged Fred. They both looked into each other’s eyes for a long time and then kissed passionately. “I love you honey,” Paolo said.
“I love you baby,” replied Fred.
They both smiled and then laughed and Fred said, “That was amazing, sweetheart.”
“Yeah,” said Paolo. “But, as you know we aren’t done yet.”
“Ahhhh,” Fred drawled. “You are right baby.”
“Want to go now?” Asked Paolo.
Smiling and shaking his head slowly, Fred said, “Uh huh. Uh huh,” laughing.
“OK,” said Paolo enthusiastically.
Paulo got onto the middle of the bed and sat on his knees. He looked back at his boyfriend. “You know what to do, baby,” said Paolo. “You did bring the lube, didn’t you? I sure hope you did.”
Reaching over to the bedside nightstand and opening the top door and pulling out KY-Jelly, Fred said, “Of course, baby. I never leave home without this stuff.”
“Good,” Paolo replied enthusiastically.
Paolo kept looking back as he was on his knees as he watched his boyfriend lube his penis up with a liberal amount of KY jelly. Then, after he was slick he slicked up Paolo’s anus up with an exhorbitant amount of jelly.
After they were both moist and ready to go, and Fred had put the tube of lube on the nightstand he mounted Paolo. He teased Paolo with his fairly large penis, rubbing it around his anus, going up and down. Paolo laughed and said, “that feels really good.”
Fred laughed and said, “I’m glad you like it.”
Then, no more than a few seconds later, Fred pushed his cock inside Paolo’s tight, but willing anus.
Paolo grunted and Fred felt a release as his penis went inside of Paolo.
“Oooh,” Paolo said emotionally.
Fred began to slowly work his penis all the way into Paolo’s hole. As he worked his way in and out Paolo kept on moaning and groaning. At one point Fred thought that he as going to have an orgasm. But, he didn’t quite get there at that point. Fred kept on enjoying the tight lay and it was apparent to him that Paolo was enjoying his penis too.
A few minutes of sliding in and out Fred began pumping Paolo hard and fast. Faster and faster he went, his heartbeat going faster and faster. He felt not only sweat forming on his brow but he could see Paolo’s face getting redder and redder as time went by. Paolo was also sweating profusely by now.
Softly, Paolo kept on saying, “Oh my God, baby, keep on fucking me harder and harder…”
Fred replied by saying, “Oh yeah baby. Oh yeah.”
Finally, a few minutes later, he heard Paolo begin to climax. “Ahhhh!! Oh my God!! Paolo said as he anally orgasmed.
And, just like that…”Oh fuck! Oh God, Oh yes! Paolo yes!” Fred cried out as he orgasmed. That’s what Paolo liked about his lover. Fred barely had a refractory period. Most of the time it lasted only about two minutes. He was not like all of the other men that Paolo had fucked before which lasted an hour or more. Fred came hard and thick in Paolo’s asshole and both Paolo and Fred enjoyed every bit of it.
After the orgasms were over and the resolution phase set in, they both laid down on their backs next to each other and held each other. They spent the rest of the night kissing, hugging, snuggling and holding. They both fell to sleep at three o’clock and woke up at ten o’clock the next morning. Then they got up, showered, shaved and left around eleven and flew home Los Angeles together.